Hunter would be so proud

I love studio press releases masquerading as journalism. Here's a good one.

The gist of it is that Amber Heard was cast in The Rum Diary because she'd do the nude scenes, and, oh, yeah, she might have a chance to act, too.

What better way to kickstart the hype machine than to announce a flick with Johnny Depp and a naked chick?

However, the presence of Bruce Robinson as director is promising, Jennifer 8 notwithstanding.