Because... why not?

• Next up on the remake wave: Missing in Action.

Stallone's odious Rambo let the bean-counters know there was lotsa green to be had from recharging right-leaning 80s-era supermen, and since they're also remaking Red Dawn (same writer), why miss out on a good thing?

...And it's being funded by the WWE. Lovely. Body slammin', turrist-killin', flag-wavin' horseshit ahead.

Put your favorite Chuck Norris Fact in the comments thread. We'll start with mine:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.